Yesterday while I was boarding around downtown Portland with my friend Bobby, nearly shaking hands with death, going down hills and not stopping for vehicles, I came a crossed the Willamette Weekly. I try reading this as much as I can when I stroll through the outskirts of Portland plus it's free of charge so why pass up something you can dabble through while migrating from place to place? Anyways, the issue I had picked up yesterday caught my attention. It was about this Portlander named Matt Gone who has gotten his body completely covered in tattoos


I had thought this was some of the coolest, craziest, most outrageous thing I had ever witnessed my eyes on. I have seen those with strange tattoos along with myself but the whole body? The top of his head starts out as a checkered pattern and evolves into a collage of things. I couldn't fathom what the pain felt like on some of the most sensitive spots on the human body which means he has to have some of the biggest cojones on this planet earth. He is known to be the world's most tattooed person. Really mind blowing right? Reminds me of the blue guy who was staying in Oregon for some time.

P.S. going towards the hill I skated down, I met this guy. I never asked his name but he was eager to get his picture taken. He got on his Joe Cool and prepped for his shot as he put his black jacket on, dark shades, and licked his cracked chapped lips. He had dyed his hair to imitate the pattern of a cheetah and since we don't know his name right now, we'll just call him Chester. Chester Cheetah.


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Be well.